The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-positive Quest For Love

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Self-described cougar Monica joins us on The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love. Comedians Billy Procida and Monica discuss marriage, divorce and infidelity. Monica hates to tell ya, but your happy relationship is probably not as happy as you think. As House taught us: everybody lies. Monica was one of Billy's first cougars. She was ever so gentle. Is age just a number or a valid restriction to make? Young guys seem to swarm to Monica and Billy shares the moment he swore off 18-year-olds. As our funny guest puts it, "My p*ssy needs a bouncer!" Billy laments about leaving a sex party alone and going home to an empty bed. Love continues to elude your humble host but he remains optimistic. So for now, he'll just have to keep enjoying having sex with amazing women. But if one of them wants to go out to dinner with him, that would be pretty cool, too. Monica and Billy are both stand-up comedians in New York City. The debate ab

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida The legendary Nikki from Tinder returns to The Manwhore Podcast on this week's episode. Nikki rejoins Billy to catch up and chat about his serial killer-like wall of Post-It notes. Nikki also analyzes Billy's assortment of masturbation lubricants and empty cans of Diet Pepsi. Billy discusses the recent controversial episode of HBO's The Newsroom regarding campus rape and how being right sometimes makes you the assh*le. He also brings up the recent Eric Garner and Mike Brown (and who knows whichever murdered black man) decisions to not indict police officers in the line of duty. It's about to become a long drought for cops looking to get laid. Nikki brings up her recent dating life and experiences using online dating. Billy recounts her request to organize a gangbang for her. The two also trade random impressions involving asking for more peen. This week's episode is sponsored by books. Books: to remind other people that you're better

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's special guest is latex fetishist Kelly Lee Dekay. Kelly talks to Billy about being a BDSM domina and explains the difference between her various slaves. Kelly explains the wonderful origin story behind her latex fetish and her goal to become a fabulous comic book super villain. Billy gives advice to one listener about whether or not to text a guy back. Despite his morning-after cuddles, this listener is worried about one big problem. Kelly Lee Dekay is all about letting your freak flag fly! She explains the real truth about lifestyle tightlacing and how her corset fetish lets her realize the kinky lady she wants to be. Plus, Billy learns about fashion icons like Mr. Pearl, Alexander McQueen and Fakir Musafar. Check out Kelly Lee Dekay online! www.kellyleedekay.com Facebook: Facebook.com/OfficialKellyLeeDekay Twitter: @kellyleedekay Instagram: kellyleedekay Tumblr: kellymckuntqueen.tumblr.com  This week's episode is sponsored by

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Super meta episode with Alice on this week's Manwhore Podcast! Billy sits down with Alice for one his weirdest episodes with his stand-offish guest. Gangbang planning and hopes of a threesome were off-limits, as well as one other very messy topic that shall go forever unmentioned. They do get to talk abotu BDSM and being submissive though! Anti-porn feminism is not impressing Billy yet as he reads Gail Dines's book Pornland: How Porn Has Hijacked Our Sexuality. As you've heard him say before, the answer isn't less porn; it's more porn! He and Gail Dines are just not going to get along as he reads her questionably researched book. Size talk returns in a different form this week. Ladies (and fellas) who like the dick: which dimension matters most to you? Length or width? Or is it depth? Or the 4th dimension of time or Interstellar's 5th dimension that I don't understand? Billy thinks the angle is more important to help you get that nice dep st

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Billy and Amanda reunite 8 years later after a fun bonding night of getting naked with each other as teenagers. The two met on a People to People Leadership Conference, a pre-college program where hormonal high schoolers get together for ten days to learn how to be leaders and flirt with one another. PWYLO: Purple With Your Lanyards On! Billy shares some crazy stories from his People to People experience. Disneyland. Bleeding pussies. Grinding. And so is the beginning of The Manwhore. Plus, the elusive search for love. Amanda and Billy chat about coming into their own as sexual beings. Both were once outcasts as they discovered their worths in the dating sphere. She was the typical nerd girl, bringing Pokemon cards to school and dressing up for cosplay conventions. Billy was the chubby socially awkward kid who didn't know how to talk to women. Now they're both rocking blowjobs, hot sex and dating mishaps! Ladies: how do you shave your

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Billy hops in bed with Olivia and Olivia's roommate Lauren for the most clothed threesome ever! The three chat about their very different views on dating and relationships. Hear their thoughts about online dating and apps like Tinder. Guess which one of the gals says, "Get it out of my face!" in regards to oral sex. Meanwhile, the other just loves to give a good blowjob. Billy is perplexed by the confusing state of opinions about casual sex, masturbation and sexting. Although we can all agree on one thing: Fellas, keep your d*ck pics to yourself! Billy gives the update on his lady situation and gives some advice to an anxious listener who recently had a hysterectomy. Hear Billy on the infamous Guys We F*cked podcast with his slutty sisters-in-arms Corinne Fisher and Kyrstyna Hutchinson!  This week's episode is sponsored by fantasy football. Whenever you wanna get bent over, fantasy football is always there to f*ck you. Email you

Feminist pornographer Sophie Delancey proves that blowjobs can be empowering and fun! Billy chats with special guest Sophie, Vice President of The Art Of Blowjob. This Canadian describes what running a small porn company entails and what made her ditch her dreams of singing opera for working in the adult entertainment industry. Plus, she explains why feminism and porn can go hand in hand! Billy discusses the depressing state of sex education in America's schools. Because of the lack of sex ed in public schools, young adults are learning all about sex from porn. Hear the pros and cons of this on The Manwhore Podcast! For a full breakdown of paltry sex ed requirements, check out the Guttmacher Institute State Policies brief. Sophie Delancey hasn't only produced porn. She discussed what it was like giving tender, loving blowjobs on-camera. Sophie also describes what it's like dating someone while working in porn. She is also a pretty kinky girl. Hear about how this kinky feminist straps it on to take the d

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Billy Procida is joined in the studio/his apartment by comedians Jessica Michelle Singleton and Natasha Pearl Hansen. He has not made out with either of them (yet? ever?) but they are hilarious women in town for New York City's She-Devil Comedy Festival. The three comics chat about gender and comedy. These gals implicitly answer the age-old question: Can women be funny? The answer is: DUH! Jessica recalls her experiences dating comedians and why slut-shaming stigma causes her to turn down certain road gigs. Natasha gives her perspective on dating while making comedy the priority. Billy just wants someone to love him, comedian or not! Do women need their own comedy festival? Is the industry ready for funny females? Can the Tina Feys one day outweigh the Kim Kardashians of our pop culture? Christ, we hope so. The three analyze the pros and cons of 'affirmative action' comedy booking. Billy was on the Lust for Life podcast with comedian James

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Mistress Jay returns for a body positivity episode! Jay and Billy discuss their struggles with body image and self-love. Plus, Jay shares about her experience participating in a talk show's on-air weight loss challenge. Come on, Hollywood. Ya can't let a girl keep a $20 scale?! Online dating: what do you put down for body type? Is it better to be comfortable with your choice or for your selection to be accurate for those browsing? Jay and Billy battle over the word 'curvy'. They also chat about fat-shaming and when being morbidly obese becomes unhealthy. This week's episode is actually sponsored by Hot Octopuss. Buy a PULSE for yourself or a man in your life with the promo code Whore20 for 20% off your purchase. www.HotOctopuss.com Join Billy at What The Float on Nov. 1. Get your tickets now before they go up. Just $10. www.whattheflo.at So many wonderful things to share with you. For more on body image, body positivity, weight and

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Cate and Billy hooked up back in their early days of comedy. Cate returns to discuss her past boyfriends, the good and the ugly. If you want to break up with someone near their birthday, do you wait until before or after? Cate's ex-boyfriend said he was polyamorous. In reality, he was just an assh*le. Plus, Billy redefines her definition of 'slut'. Do you pay for porn? You should! Porn star Siri from #TeamBJ wrote a fantastic article for The Kernel about the drastic effects watching stolen porn has on the adult entertainment industry. Fight porn piracy…and pay for your damn porn. Check out the article here! Follow Siri on Twitter: @SIRIpornstar. Join the Manwhore at the last dance float of the year. Check out What The Float's website for details. Cate looks like she works in a sex toy shop. Billy is giving away a free secret awesome sex toy for men and couples from his sponsor. Just tweet this link to the show on Twitter and use the hashta

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Billy drops by Christina's art studio to reminisce on old times. The two met through Craigslist, but not the casual encounters section. Christina recruited Billy from Craigslist for an unsusual art project that took an interesting turn. Billy and Christina ponder their singledom as they discuss online dating, scandalous affairs and sexting. Fellas: quit it with the dick pix! Sex is a fun thing to do in a bedroom…or backyard, back of a taxi cab or bar bathroom. Public sex can be both fun and risky (which is part of the fun!). When was the last time you took a risk? Plus, Billy laments about his fantasy football woes. Support Slut: A Documentary Film by buying a "Define 'Slut'" t-shirt and combat sexual bullying and slut-shaming. Follow @unslutproject on Twitter for updates on Emily Lindin's noteworthy project. This week's episode is sponsored by sporks. Sporks: for the trendy hipster. Email your questions and comments to manwhorepod@g

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Polyamorous person Leon Feingold guests on a very special episode of The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love. Billy and Leon discuss the ethics of polyamory and responsible nonomonogamy. He is also the co-founder of Open Love NY, a poly group in New York. Check them on their website for info on poly meet-ups! Leon's polyamorous. His girlfriend is monogamous. SITCOM! Hear how their relationship lasts with different dating needs. Billy seeks advice about potentially dating outside of the poly pool. Plus: the difference between polyamory, swinging, open relationships and Republicans. Polyamory is all about the love. But sex is pretty cool, too! Leon describes putting together New York's first poly building! This week's episode is sponsored by the word "compersion" because it's freaking adorable. Follow Open Love NY on Twitter: @OpenLoveNY. Submit your poly questions to Poly Wanna Answer. Email your comments or questions

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's guest is fashionista designer gal Jenna. Billy and Jenna went on an apparently one-sided horror date that caused Billy to receive a spite blowjob. It's important for a woman to have self-esteem but Jenna could use just a little bit of humility. Or Billy's just a giant jerk. Jenna has given up on online dating and most dating in general. She's sadly not met a guy of quality yet. Plus, it's pretty hard having sex at home when you're living with your parents. You should join Billy at What The Float! on Saturday, Sept. 27! Don't get fancy; just get dancy! Come dance your face off around the streets of New York City. For info, go to www.whattheflo.at. This week's episode is sponsored by sun tan lotion, because it deserves one last shout out before we wont' need it for 7 months. Email your comments or questions to [email protected]. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Sketch comedy writer Lisa Vikingstad reunites with Billy to bring closure to a short, but intense, courtship between two comedians. Lisa talks about her rule for dating comedians. I mean, it can't be worse than that time she accidentally dated a gay boy in high school. Craigslist: it's not just for murderers and rapists anymore! Plus, Lisa teaches the listeners an adorably verbose game to play with your linguistic lover. Billy opens up about his gambling addiction. His addiction was a primary dealbreaker to this potential relationship the first time around. Gambling is an addiction not taken as seriously as drugs or alcohol. So the question is raised: can you date an addict? This week's episode is sponsored by loud air conditioning units because soon they'll be packed up and tucked into the closet. Check out Lisa's blog: Making Better Bad Decisions. You can also see her sketch team perform every month at The People's Improv Theatre in New

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Billy joins porn star Sara Jay! This adult entertainment veteran chats about sexual health, the porn industry and body positivity. Sara Jay is a business savvy adult performer who produces, directs & stars in her own videos for her members-only website and loves her job! Billy was just in Las Vegas to participate in #TeamBJ. Thanks to Germany's World Cup win, Sara Jay and fellow porn star Siri serviced their Twitter followers and your favorite manwhore took advantage of the free BJ. Porn star sex and real world sex aren't always the same. But for Sara Jay group sex and ass worship are fun both on- and off-camera! Plus, she explains why monogamy may not be a fit for her. Want to win a free one-month membership to Sara Jay's members-only website? Tweet a link to the show with the hashtag #ManwhorePodcast by 9/16 and I'll select a lucky person to enjoy a free month of premium porn! This week's show is sponsored by fedoras. Fedoras: they'll ma

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Billy reunites with Allie for a fantastic trip down drunken memory lane. Apparently, Billy is Escalade Guy! Allie recounts how they were caught in the back of a black Escalade by her then-girlfriend. Oops. Billy was marked with the Scarlet A with a neck full of hickies because, karma. Allie admits to some infidelity in her past. Billy just went on a first date with a woman who admits to cheating on many of her past boyfriends. Would you date a cheater? Have you cheated? Email the show and tell us what you think! Allie has caught the love bug. The two brainstorm how she can drop the L-bomb on her younger boy toy. My first recommendation? Don't have important talks via texting. Because we're freaking adults. Plus, Allie drives a fork lift at work. Who wouldn't fall in love with a woman like that?! This week's episode is brought to you by Republicans, because they're the best at screwing people (over). Email your comments and questions for the sh

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida NYU friend Sarah joins Billy to get the low down on dirty talking vs. "nice talking". The two chat about the various online dating services Sarah won't be joining: Tinder, JDate, JSwipe. She's simply content on bar hook-ups. Billy goes on a rape rant. Oops. Idiot Standford student Chris Herries compares a woman's vagina to a bike in the latest public victim shaming comments. I doubt he knows how to ride a "bike" very well. Plus, Billy updates listeners on his love life. Do you always use condoms? How often do you slip up? Billy tries to understand what causes Sarah to be undisciplined when it comes to safe sex. Why not ensure your own safer sex with a free Manwhore Podcast condom?! Are you a squirter? Sarah wants to know. Just make sure you lay down a towel. This week's episode is sponsored by the NFL: where you can beat your wife so long as you're not high on marijuana when you do it. Email your questions or comments to manwhorepod@gmail

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Kat is a Tantra practitioner, Burning Man participant and polyamorous lover. Basically, she's freaking fantastical. Kat and Billy chatted about how she came to accept the title of sex worker and how she came out to her parents about how she makes a living. Plus some crunchy hippy existential chatter about Mother Goddess and oneness. Cool stuff! I am Buddha Steakhouse! Hear me roar! Kat, codename Candy Lion, tells us about Burning Man and how she got her burner name. Mine? Buddha Steakhouse. How much body hair do you like on a woman? Can women with hairy armpits be sexy? Chime in! Kat feels sexiest with smooth legs, full pits and a little downstairs trim. The burner also shares her favorite uses for period blood. Wait, what?! Yea. Listen. Dig it. And check me out on Keith and The Girl This week's episode is sponsored by flip-flops. Flip-flops: At least we're not Crocs. Email your questions or comments to [email protected] www.ManwhoreP

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's theme song should be, "I (Kinda) Kissed A Boy (And I Liked It!)" Sasha is Billy's first gender queer guest on The Manwhore Podcast. Sometimes she's a girl. Sometime's he's a boy. Sometime's they are everything! The two discuss gender roles and labels as well as Sasha's journey of sexual and identity self-discovery. Billy might have tried to flirt with her. Oops. The sex party was fun. Next question, please. Sasha's father used to run a Russian mail order bride service. What?! Yes. We learn that "looking for a wife is like shopping for a car." Gross, but fascinating! Plus, Billy tires his hand at singing the popluar love ballad, "Lola." Jim Norton wrote a great op-ed piece for Time Magazine titled, "In Defense of Johns." Check it out! Get your very own Manwhore Podcast condom! Make sure you're subscribed to The Manwhore Podcast and then take a screenshot of yourself writing a review on iTunes (postiive or negative). Email the sc

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's guest is group sex guru Jefferson. Jefferson is a sex educator, sex blogger, storyteller and organizer of New York City's Bukkake Social Club (it's like bridge, but with more semen). We talk about blowjobs, threesomes & orgies. He also gives Billy some tips before he goes to his first sex party this weekend!  Jefferson discusses what type of women want to be on the receiving end of a bukkake and how he juggles the consent of each individual person at an event. All while trying to maintain his erection!  Check out this awesome IndieGogo campaign for the pd.ID. The personal drink identifier detects if your drink has been drugged. These Canadians are trying to raise $100,000 to make this invention a reality and you should really support it. A $75 donation will land you your own early version of the product.  Check out Jefferson's live storytelling show series, Bare, in New York City, Philadelphia, Washington D.C. and more at barest