The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-positive Quest For Love

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Kailey Marshall is back to talk about why we stopped f*cking this time. What? Yea…that happened again. Kailey: She still loves a big d*ck but no longer f*cks bassists. It's an amazing episode for celebrating The Manwhore Podcast's one-year anniversary! Remember Kaylee the Size Queen from Episode 5? She's back as the musically talented Kailey Marshall! Kailey and I attended our first sex party together and had very different experiences. I was exhausted just happy to be there. Kailey made love to a sexy stranger who's c*ck rocked her world—so much so that she broke things off with me two days later. The break up caused strife for many months before we drunk bootycalled and made up…then stopped texting all over again. Women are f*cking complicated. The orgy seemed to open Kailey's eyes to a whole wide sexy world that she never knew existed. The singer-songwriter details her recent depths into polyamory and nonmonogamy. She's now dating a poly

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Luke Jackson dishes on the ins and outs of being a straight male escort. These two manwhores discuss international travel, sex with older women and dating in New York City. The Manwhore Podcast meets a professional manwhore. Luke Jackson is a high-end escort for women (and cuckhold couples) seeking an intelligent, attractive and cultured male companion. Luke tells me about how he got started in sex work and answers the question many of you ladies are thinking: how much? I share my run-ins with prostitution. Sadly, my potential clients were not of the female variety. Listen to this very special episode to find out if I really went gay-for-pay! The Indiana religious freedom protection law is pretty sh*tty. Even though crappy parts are being amended, you can still legally discriminate against homosexuals in Indiana, as well as most of the country. I also give advice to one listener who got exactly what she wanted---and doesn't know what to do.

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Emily dumped me via hand-written letter six years ago. Like an almost-psycho, Billy tracks her down in Chicago to seek closure. What soon transpires, of course, is a poop joke. Great conversation about relationships, dating and growing up on this week's Manwhore Podcast! Long-distance relationships are hard. Keeping up a romance in college with distance between you is a recipe for disaster. In this case, it culminated with an unexpected delivery from my mailman and a tearful viewing of 500 Days of Summer. Hear about this and about how f*cking adorable I was at 19. One listener wants to know if she should offer her college boyfriend one of the best things a straight guy could ask for. What is it, you ask? Oh. You'll have to listen to this episode to find out! Let's just call it the hetero man's Double Rainbow. Emily and I discuss life's emotional roller coaster. Emily prefers some stability, not letting the needle tick too far in one directi

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Kay gets Billy super stoned as they recall their apathetic blowjob years ago. Sugar babies, sex toys and lots of bathroom breaks on a sexy, silly episode of The Manwhore Podcast! Kay talks about her time as a sugar baby, dating sophisticated wealthy men for a monthly cash allowance. She used sugar baby websites like Seeking Arrangement to link up with men who would pay to date her. I almost sugar babied for a man once but then I got all Pretty Woman on him and said the nay-no. Kay and I thought it would be a hilarious idea to eat some weed chocolate before turning on the microphones. We did and I'm still not sure whether or not that was a good idea. I'm not much of a weed guy but these edibles surely caused all sorts of whacky chatter and maniacal laughter. Listen to us slowly spiral out of our senses in what might be my silliest episode yet! Sex toys keep popping up on this week's show. After talking to Kay, I almost want my own Rebe

Former Wall Street intern Paige Jennings joins The Manwhore Podcast to share her story about becoming the new hot porn starlet Veronica Vain! This business-minded peformer dishes on her entry to the porn industry and her sex life off-camera. Billy tries not to hit on her. Veronica Vain admits that her sex life on-screen vs. off-screen isn't that much different. She still enjoys double penetration, sex parties and playing with women. She talks about a surprise gangbang her loving boyfriend threw for her and I talk about my recent group sex experience. This porn star already knows she's not just a performer. She has big dreams of becoming a monster player in the porn industry. Veronice shares some of her thoughts about Mindgeek and how porn can adapt to the marketplace. I respond to one listener's email regarding the recent transgender bathroom policies sweeping the nation. Check out the Gingerbread Person diagram here! What's your most embarassing sex story? I bet it didn't involve being on a porn

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Rachael and Billy recall their tipsy bar hook-up in college trying to be cool. Plus our newer adventures into casual sex and adult dating. No matter how much we're told, we have to learn the hard way to not care what other people think about us. There is no such thing as "being cool." Just do you, boo boo! Hear about how I pulled a punk move that came back to bite me, all in the name of "trying to be cool." Rachael slept with a sailor…and most of the branches of our armed services. Support the troops! Plus, New Rachael is navigating the waters of casual dating. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now," really means, "I don't want to have a relationship with you." I give some advice to a woman who always finds herself as the "Inbetween Girl." Go, Michigan! A Planet Fitness in Midland, Michigan booted the right person: a bigot who invaded the privacy of a transgendered member. What did Planet Fitness do? Cancel the nosy woman's

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Cindy Gallop lets Billy into the Black Apartment to talk about Make Love Not Porn! Cindy Gallop started the gamechanging website MakeLoveNotPorn.tv. She likes to "blow sh*t up," which includes the porn industry. Gallop is pro-sex, pro-porn, and pro-knowing the difference. Until comprehensive sex education exists in this country, porn will have to pick up the slack!  One listener wrote in asking how to get her confidence back with her new c-section scar. I help Katie with her body image dilemma so this total MILF can get back to having fun hot sex while the twins are asleep. We all have imperfections. Hers comes with the glorious excuse of bringing life into this world. My love handles exist because I can't resist Entemann's. Gallop would qualify as a cougar, as she dates many sprite younger men. She dishes on why she prefers to date young men and how they inspired her to give a jaw-dropping TED Talk. Plus, we discuss the new UK porn b

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Brandon Scott Wolf is a brilliant man. Like Billy, Brandon is also single and instead of starting a podcast he started his own online dating site: DateBrandonScottWolf.com. Listen in on how traditional online dating has failed him and how a gag somehow blew up into a viable way for him to find his next true love. Billy rants about the Oscars and diversity. Before you claim that white people kept winning trophies, remember that Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay and Best Cinematography were all picked up by Mexicans. So try and relax a little bit. And no, American Sniper was not that good. Brandon Scott Wolf and Billy Procida are Eskimo brothers: they both love stand-up comedy. The two comedians talk about how they manage their schedules between comedy, sex, love and other things. Plus, we compare and contrast fingering and handjobs. Follow Brandon on Twitter! @BrandonEsWolf. Obviously you are, but in case you're not, the

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Gay rapper Big Dipper is this week's special guest on The Manwhore Podcast. Billy and Dipper sit down to talk about being gay in a genre of music with such rich homophobic history. Billy found this hairy gary bear in a Time Out list of queer rappers and became instantly enamored…with his music. Totally just the music. Not with the whole bear look thing. Mu-sic. Why doesn't anybody believe me?! Shameful legislation has been proposed in states like Florida and Kentucky that humiliate transgendered people. Bigots, I mean, conservatives--- no, I meant "bigots," have lost the battle at the wedding chapel and have now opened war on public bathrooms. Kentucky wants students making sure other students policing the private parts of other students…for the sake of the students' privacy(?). Big Dipper has big dreams. He knows he can take his lyrics about sucking c*ck to the mainstream. Check out the AWESOME music video to Billy's new favorite song, "Sk

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida A teary-eyed Emily (no relation to Episode 9!) sits down with Billy on The Manwhore Podcast and gets a big heavy burden off of her chest. She's worried about consent the night the two of them consummated their drunken Blendr date. Male victims of female rape are real and they discuss what actually went down that evening. Was it actually sexual assault or just a regrettable drunken hook-up? Plus, Into the Woods was kind of rapey. Emily works as a clown and talks about guys trying to pick her up while she's in full clown make-up. Creepy! Who wants to bang the clown? Not me! But it's not unlike comedians who pick up women after doing sets at the comedy club. Please nominate Billy for a Shorty Award for all of the hard work he puts in each week. It's super simple. Just visit http://shortyawards.com/thebillyprocida, enter why he deserves the nomination and then click Tweet! Easy! If nominated, I will mail free Manwhore Podcast condoms to all of m

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Amber (and one of her boyfriends) lays down with Billy for a slutty sexy episode of The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love. She shares her sex party snacking habits and tells the time she had sex while eating a pot roast. Billy remembers the failed birthday gangbang, because Amber loves to get pounded. Billy visits Babeland to learn about c*ck rings from one of the store's resident sex educators. C*ck rings are a great way to help maintain stiff, pleasurable erections. Check out the variety of sex toys Babeland recommends in this imgur gallery: http://imgur.com/a/YSMy1 Amber and Billy discuss her failed marriage and how she transitioned into polyamory. She's got boyfriends and friends with benefits. She surely had plenty of penis to choose from during the underwhelming Snowmageddon. Billy gives advice to a listener who is struggling to reignite her sex life with her husband. Billy helps her make him feel more attractive with an

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Kinky Salon founder, author and sexy storyteller Polly Whittaker sits with Billy in her San Francisco home for a special episode of The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love. She explains the humble and beautiful beginnings of the now-international sex party Kinky Salon and her personality Polly Superstar. A collective community of brilliant, loving and sexual individuals, Kinky Salon has become a phenomenon complete with cabaret, costumes and casual sex. Polly Superstar discuss various relationship models including polyamory, monogamy and various forms of sluttiness. Polly also shares her sexual coming-of-age tale as a curious teen in Britain discovering underground BDSM sex clubs. Our country could learn a lot from sex parties and the kink community about consent and defeating rape culture. Kinky Salon is all about consent and creating a safe space for any-gendered people to play. The keys to a safe, fun time at a sex party?

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Anna recalls a time when Billy was not such a nice, good guy. Sometimes, good guys can be jerks. Listen to Anna dish about Billy not walking her home after she blew him in a bar bathroom…in the afternoon. What a jerk, right?! Do you enjoy sex in public? Where's your favorite place to do the deed? Billy explains how he scouts for public sex locations around New York City in case he finds himself in a pinch. Plus, are you back on the Tinder again yet? Body image and body acceptance comes up again on The Manwhore Podcast. Both Billy and his guest talk about growing into their bodies and revelling in their newfound sexiness when they go home around former bullies. Billy will be in San Francisco performing on Monday, 1/19: Cafe Melt @ 8pm Rite Spot @ 9pm. Come to The Blue Room Lounge in Secaucus, NJ for some fun Hip Hop and Comedy! Tickets are only $10 when you say Billy Procida at the door. Or if you just hand them $10 and bumrush the door. 8p

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Sarah is polyamorous. Her boyfriend is not. What do you do when someone you love is not romantically compatiable with you? Monogamy isn't for everyone and this poly girl gave it a shot for the past year. Billy gets caught up with Sarah as she updates him with the latest development on her relationship. Lots of love talk and poly talk on this week's episode! Is scissoring real? Do you self-identify as a left- or right-side scissor? Where do you fall along the scissor spectrum? Sarah was almost a member of the Bukkake Social Club! Hear her talk about how she almost got herself covered in come. Plus, sex party talk and a few words about shibari bondage. What are your New Year sex & dating resolutions? Send your sexy goals in to [email protected]! Check out Billy Procida's appearance on The Jug Hug Show where he gabs with gals about body image, self love and how big his dick is. Listen here! This week's episode is sponsored by friends who

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Professional dominatrix Lady Zombie is the special guest on the last episode of 2014 of The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love! This badass scary woman dishes on BDSM, kink and the underworld of New York City. Lady Zombie explains why 50 Shades of Grey is NOT an accurate representation of BDSM. For those of you who want a better sexier movie, check out the kink-approved film Secretary! Billy looks back on 2014 and what his year has looked like. There have been many ups and downs for him but the comedian is happy with what he's accomplished and looks forward to the exciting year ahead. What are your sexual achievements of 2014? What sexy goals do you have for the upcoming new year? Email those to [email protected]! Kink can look like all sorts of things. Lady Zombie teaches us about medical play, blood play and sounding and what it's like to have another person's life quite literally in your hands. Billy just doesn't want any

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Happy holidays, whores! Billy sits down with Susie for the first time in 8 years. Susie reveals that he was her first kiss! Billy shares his first kiss story with a bit less enthusiasm. Susie also admits that she is still a virgin at the age of 25. Interesting! This is my first Christmas away from my family following a disagreement over Thanksgiving. Thank you all for listening and being with me in spirit during the holidays. Susie and Billy discuss the "bases." What do you consider to be second base? Email in YOUR base labels. Plus, Susie confuses "room jobs" for "rimjobs," which is just f*cking adorable. Susie is a devout Christian. Billy is an atheist. SITCOM! Hear an interesting conversation about religion's role in developing Susie's sexuality. Love the love! Both of these hopeless romantics should be singing Queen's "Somebody To Love." Susie has never had a boyfriend and we all know about Billy's dating woes! Love makes things specia

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Self-described cougar Monica joins us on The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love. Comedians Billy Procida and Monica discuss marriage, divorce and infidelity. Monica hates to tell ya, but your happy relationship is probably not as happy as you think. As House taught us: everybody lies. Monica was one of Billy's first cougars. She was ever so gentle. Is age just a number or a valid restriction to make? Young guys seem to swarm to Monica and Billy shares the moment he swore off 18-year-olds. As our funny guest puts it, "My p*ssy needs a bouncer!" Billy laments about leaving a sex party alone and going home to an empty bed. Love continues to elude your humble host but he remains optimistic. So for now, he'll just have to keep enjoying having sex with amazing women. But if one of them wants to go out to dinner with him, that would be pretty cool, too. Monica and Billy are both stand-up comedians in New York City. The debate ab

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida The legendary Nikki from Tinder returns to The Manwhore Podcast on this week's episode. Nikki rejoins Billy to catch up and chat about his serial killer-like wall of Post-It notes. Nikki also analyzes Billy's assortment of masturbation lubricants and empty cans of Diet Pepsi. Billy discusses the recent controversial episode of HBO's The Newsroom regarding campus rape and how being right sometimes makes you the assh*le. He also brings up the recent Eric Garner and Mike Brown (and who knows whichever murdered black man) decisions to not indict police officers in the line of duty. It's about to become a long drought for cops looking to get laid. Nikki brings up her recent dating life and experiences using online dating. Billy recounts her request to organize a gangbang for her. The two also trade random impressions involving asking for more peen. This week's episode is sponsored by books. Books: to remind other people that you're better

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida This week's special guest is latex fetishist Kelly Lee Dekay. Kelly talks to Billy about being a BDSM domina and explains the difference between her various slaves. Kelly explains the wonderful origin story behind her latex fetish and her goal to become a fabulous comic book super villain. Billy gives advice to one listener about whether or not to text a guy back. Despite his morning-after cuddles, this listener is worried about one big problem. Kelly Lee Dekay is all about letting your freak flag fly! She explains the real truth about lifestyle tightlacing and how her corset fetish lets her realize the kinky lady she wants to be. Plus, Billy learns about fashion icons like Mr. Pearl, Alexander McQueen and Fakir Musafar. Check out Kelly Lee Dekay online! www.kellyleedekay.com Facebook: Facebook.com/OfficialKellyLeeDekay Twitter: @kellyleedekay Instagram: kellyleedekay Tumblr: kellymckuntqueen.tumblr.com  This week's episode is sponsored by

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Super meta episode with Alice on this week's Manwhore Podcast! Billy sits down with Alice for one his weirdest episodes with his stand-offish guest. Gangbang planning and hopes of a threesome were off-limits, as well as one other very messy topic that shall go forever unmentioned. They do get to talk abotu BDSM and being submissive though! Anti-porn feminism is not impressing Billy yet as he reads Gail Dines's book Pornland: How Porn Has Hijacked Our Sexuality. As you've heard him say before, the answer isn't less porn; it's more porn! He and Gail Dines are just not going to get along as he reads her questionably researched book. Size talk returns in a different form this week. Ladies (and fellas) who like the dick: which dimension matters most to you? Length or width? Or is it depth? Or the 4th dimension of time or Interstellar's 5th dimension that I don't understand? Billy thinks the angle is more important to help you get that nice dep st