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This month on the WHM Mail Bag, the gang read letters involving awkward dad screenings, a love that was never meant to be, and some of the absolute worst teachers in the country that were somehow all situated in one, single high school. PLUS: World renowned script doctor, Eric Movie, drops by to get in on the mail bag fun!   If you want your weird, movie-related stories read on the air, write in to the WHM Mail Bag - [email protected]! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this week's episode the gang goes undercover with Arnold and the rest of his crummy DEA friends in the super embarrassing, pee-smelling crime drama, Sabotage! What is with all these ridiculous nicknames? We're looking at you, Monster! How hilarious is it when Arnold tells off that fat guy? And what on the planet Earth is with Olivia Williams' accent? PLUS: Indy got in the fridge for feminism! Sabotage stars Olivia Williams, Harold Perrineau and The Team: Arnold Schwarzenegger as "Breacher", Sam Worthington as "Monster", Joe Manganiello as "Grinder", Josh Holloway as "Neck", Terrence Howard as "Sugar", Max Martini as "Pyro", Kevin Vance as "Tripod", Mark Schlegel as "Smoke" Jennings and Mireille Enos as... Lizzy; directed by David Ayer. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this episode, the gang starts finding a pattern in the worst films of 2014 as they tackle another demon/monster movie with Dracula Untold! Why try to make the audience sympathize with a notorious mass murderer? Why did we need Vampire Cam? And why did Dracula need to have a Spider-man-esque "finding my powers" sequence? PLUS: Let the games being! (At least according to Charles Dance...) Dracula Untold stars Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon, Dominic Cooper and Charles Dance; directed by Gary Shore. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies 

On this week's episode, the gang tackles what Andrew swears is "one of the worst films" he's ever seen. It's the magical, flying horse, angry demon epic, Winter's Tale! How is someone sneaking into the attic of Grand Central Terminal in 2014? Why did the horse's wings have to look that terrible? And who on Earth taught Russell Crowe that Irish accent? PLUS: Peter Falk criticizes other people's decisions. DOUBLE PLUS: Eric proposes a new Olympic event! Winter's Tale stars Jessica Brown Findlay, Colin Farrell, Russell Crowe, William Hurt, Graham Greene, Jennifer Connelly and... Will Smith; directed by Akiva Goldsman. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

We're back! Kicking off 2015 with the Worst of 2014, the gang tackles one of the biggest, most useless stinkers in show history, I, Frankenstein! How many times can you use the world gargoyle before going insane? Is Adam Frankenstein sterile? And why on planet Earth would you try to wrap this into Underworld Marvel-style? PLUS: Everyone gets Monster Mash-ed! It's good to be back! I, Frankenstein stars Aaron Eckhart, Yvonne Strahovski, Miranda Otto, Bill Nighy, Jai Courtney, Bruce Spence and Kevin Grevioux; directed by Stuart Beattie. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this Animation Damnation, the gang takes a terrifying look at the Life with Louie Christmas special, "A Christmas Surprise for Mrs. Stillman"! Caution: Impressions of both Louie Anderson and Roseanne Barr abound!  Okay, now this is really all the material we have for 2014. Have a fantastic holiday season and we'll see you all in 2015. Thanks so much for listening this year! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On the final episode of 2014, the gang talks about the ridiculous, Christmas-set sequel, Look Who's Talking Now! Why exactly is this woman chasing after John Travolta? Why are these dogs and babies born knowing everything? And just how close does Kirstie Alley's character get to a complete nervous breakdown? PLUS: Our Sucker Punchmentary is available now! Look Who's Talking Now stars John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Diane Keaton and Danny DeVito; directed by Tom Ropelewski. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys chat about hamster disposal, boring Hobbit movies, terrible movies parents bring kids to and more! How did your parents get rid of dead pets? Are you catching that third Hobbit film? And where should parents draw the line with bringing kids to films?   If you want your questions, stories or strange movie-going experiences read on the air, write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]! No one wants to see this third Hobbit movie, right? Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the controversy over the new Rogen/Franco film, The Interview! Plus: We get exclusive details about the film from one of the few people in the world to have seen it: our very own Chris Cabin! We set out to discuss the film and the Sony Pictures controversy behind it, but somehow managed to also come up with an even better idea for a film, a futuristic horror thriller tentatively titled Hitlergeist. The Interview stars Seth Rogen, James Franco, Lizzy Caplan and Randall Park; directed by Evan Goldberg & Seth Rogen. Hitlergeist will (hopefully) star Craig T. Nelson. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In the second-to-last episode of 2014, the gang tackles the oft-requested, yet never recorded, Super Mario Bros.! Why do we need all this life-of-a-plumber back story before we get to Koopaland? Did the cast really get drunk on the set to cope with making such an obviously terrible movie? And we finally discuss the cockiest, most awkward sequel set-up in film history. PLUS: Our depressing, "Dark Knight Returns" inspired ending to an aging Mario Mario. Super Mario Bros. stars Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Samantha Mathis, Fisher Stevens, Richard Edson, Fiona Shaw and, yes, Lance Henriksen; directed by Annabel Jankel & Rocky Morton. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

In this episode, the gang celebrates their fourth anniversary on the air by breaking the Ten Year Rule to discuss the ridiculous fake-sequel, Jingle All the Way 2! What kind of Christmas film would Steve star in? How does Larry build that Christmas tree from car parts? And why does Werner Herzog love calling in to The Morning Zoo? PLUS: So many Stone Cold Stunners. Jingle All the Way 2 stars Larry the Cable Guy, Kennedi Clements, Brian Stepanek, Kirsten Robek and Anthony "Santino Marella" Carelli; directed by Alex Zamm. And a huge thanks for four great years of listening to us talk about bad movies! Here's to four more! Hey kewl! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this week's episode, the gang cracks a horrendous 1980's sex cult with the ridiculous comedy, Three Men and a Baby! Just how large is this New York City apartment? Why do these guys try to play hardball with serious drug dealers? And was that really Wilson from Home Improvement? PLUS: We look inside a seedy, 1980's Manhattan sex cult through the eyes of one tortured doorman! Three Men and a Baby stars Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg, Nancy Travis, Margaret Colin, Philip Bosco and Earl Hindman; directed by Star Trek's Leonard Nimoy. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

A perfect treat to download before your drive home from what was surely a wholesome family gathering! On this WHM Mailbag, we chat about awkward Ninja Scroll screenings, terrible, yet amazing Jason Goes to Hell audiences, and we also mention some of our favorite films, both new and old!  If you have a ridiculous WHM-relate story or have a question for the gang, be sure to email us at [email protected]! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this week's episode, the latest #WHMLRM comes to an end as the guys discuss the totally insane Frank Darabont thriller, Buried Alive! What is with that guitar twang? Did that sheriff just ask Tim Matheson out on a date? And what is William Atherton doing to those fish? PLUS: Coming this summer - Fat Inception. Buried Alive stars Tim Matheson, Jennifer Jason Leigh, William Atherton and Hoyt Axton; directed by Frank Darabont. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Hey, remember our side show, A Side Order of Sleaze? No? Well, you're in luck! We're back with an all-new sleazy side order just in time for Thanksgiving! Hooray? On this episode (recorded a while back, but never released), Andrew and Eric discuss the ridiculous 1979 college comedy, H.O.T.S.! What is with that robot? Why does the Mafia have to get involved? And did we really need that football game at the end? H.O.T.S. stars Susan Kiger, Lisa London, Pamela Jean Bryant, Kimberly Cameron, Donald Petrie and Danny Bonaduce as "Manny Tronaduce"; directed by Gerald Seth Sindell. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this week's episode, the gang gets skeeved out by the ultra-white, 90s, domestic thriller, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle! How in the world did the news station show our protagonist's picture on TV? Why do they keep singing lines from The H.M.S. Pinafore? And why won't this husband get mad?! PLUS: How you don't act at a surprise party. The Hand That Rocks the Cradle stars Annabella Sciorra, Rebecca De Mornay, Matt McCoy, Ernie Hudson, Julianne Moore and John de Lancie; directed by Curtis Hanson. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang tackles the heavily requested, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue! How much weed does this kid think he needs? Why did the President and First Lady introduce this thing? And how many kids were actually turned on to drugs by this? PLUS: Why only one Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue stars a ton of voice actors who do everything else and it was directed by Milton Gray, Marsh Lamore, Bob Shellhorn, Mike Svayko and Karen Peterson. Yes, five people directed this thiry-minute cartoon. Be sure to check out other episodes of Animation Damnation and our other bonus shows by picking up our app or visiting our Bandcamp page! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this week's episode, the #WHMLRM continues as the guys tackle the 1995 cyber-punk thriller, Johnny Mnemonic! What's with this narration-less scroll? How is Udo Kier not a vampire in every film? And what's with Ice-T dropping cars on everybody? PLUS: The guys debate Catfish and also show their love for the great Keanu Reeves. Johnny Mnemonic stars Keanu Reeves, Ice-T, Dolph Lundgren, Henry Rollins, Dina Meyer, "Beat" Takeshi, Barbara Sukowa and Udo Kier; directed by Robert Longo. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the latest Listener Request Month with the ridiculous, 60's propaganda film, Wild in the Streets! Did Ed Begley Sr. ever play a likable character? Where was all the Capitol security in this film? And how did a band who never tours get so popular? PLUS: Take it easy baby, baby man, baby; we're all the fifty-two percent! Wild in the Streets stars Christopher Jones, Shelley Winters, Hal Holbrook, Richard Pryor, Ed Begley Sr. and Larry Bishop; directed by Barry Shear. And be sure to check out our new merch store over at whmpodcast.spreadshirt.com! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

The #WHMSpooktacular2014 sadly comes to an end with the "Platoon of Horror Movies", Child's Play 3! Why bother continuing the Andy storyline? Why did Brad Dourif decide on that Nicholson impression? And what is the deal with that barber?!? PLUS: A certain Secundus-chasing actor walks off the set. Child's Play 3 stars Brad Dourif, Justin Whalin, Perrey Reeves, Jeremy Sylvers, Travis Fine and Dakin Matthews; directed by Jack Bender. Don't miss out on catching our live commentary at the Jacob Burns Film Center's After Dark Halloween Marathon, Friday, 10/31 at 10pm! Passes are still available, so shake a leg! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies